Nomance 1

A girl lives below me whom I cannot escape.
A girl, check, a woman lives... a girl lives
below me
And I cannot escape her.
A college student, who is of female age,
lives
whom is of female age
No
A female age of whom is a college-

Ahem.

A young woman lives below me whom I have not met.
And yet
I cannot escape her
Eyeshairlipsmouthface which seems poised in a frown
Smiles out of place
On that face
Yet still find a home
In the lips
From the quips
I have no chance to tell.
No chance in hell
To ask
Her name.

This is not how things are done!
Perhaps for you, but I'm the one
Who needs to know the inside before the out.
Right?

I could ask.
Ask
"Pardon me, miss"
No
"Excuse me, what's your name?"
Freak
"Hey, bitch, where you at up in this-"
Haaaaaahh
"i know this is strange but i keep seeing you and i think you're quite pretty and yet i have no idea who you are and i would like to ask your name room history person out date no wait i just want to know what your-"
Disturbing universes is not all fun and names.

She could have:
[ ]boyfriend
[ ]no attraction
[ ]craziness
[ ]business major
[ ]hepatitis A
[ ]hepatitis B
[ ]hepatitis None of the Above
[ ]All this and more, yours for an infinity of easy installments of stolen glances, wasted chances, and "thanks for waiting, cry again!"

Eeww.
Weird.
Sorry, I'm {freaked out of my} busy.
No.
We regret to inform you your application has been REJECTED.
Hey, over there, is that -
Maybe some other never?
You're a funny, funny guy.
Um, okay?

Hey, a guy's gotta dream.